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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 1, 1917)
• "_________ « _________ ■ ' •'!„!.T.Y, ~ .■ .. .... . .¡'.:u7 f PRUDE of the PARS ON A G E ( H obbs-Corjrrljrht, i "• ‘¿ W R L By E T H E L HUESTON 1916 ) ■ . after nineteen years lu the parsonage, had learned to know and dread. Prudence and Fairy enter “ And where is the clmlr-bottom now?” she Inquired. “ And why did tain the good ladies of you take It?” the congregation and the “ Why, we wanted to make— ” result is rather disas “ You and Lark?” “ Well, yes—but It was really all my trous for Prudence. fault, you know. We wanted to make a seat up high In the peach tree, and the bottom olt the chair was Just line. Mr. Stsrr, a widower Method It’s u perfectly adorable seat." bright ist minister, has been assigned ening. but sobering again us she real to the congregation at Mount ised the gravity o f the occasion. “ And Mark, Iowa. He and his daugh we put the cushion in the chair so that ter Prudence— she is nineteen It wouldn't be noticed. We never use and the eldest of five girls— that chair, you know. I'm so sorry have come on ahead to get the about it.” new parsonage ready for the Carol was really quite crushed, but younger members of the family. true to her parsonage tralniug. she The whole town, especially the struggled valiantly anil presently Methodist element, is very curi brought forth a crumpled uud sickly ous about the strangers, and in smile. dividually members of the But Prudence stalled at her kindly. church call at the parsonage and “That wasn't very naughty. Carol," she “ pump” the girls for all they’ re said frankly. “ It’s true that we sel worth. But the Starrs soon ad dom use that chair. And we ought to just themselves to their new have looked." She glanced reproach surroundings— and after much fully at Fairy. “ It is strange that In preparation. Prudence and Fairy dusting it. Fairy— but never mind. You are going to entertain the La may go now. Carol. It Is all right.” dies’ Aid society. Some of the Then she apologized gently to the members are arriving now. Indies, and the conversation went on, but Prudence was uncomfortably con scious o f keen and quizzical eyes CHAPTER III—Continued. turned her way. Evidently they thought she was too lenient. “ Not on your life," said Carol “ Well, it wasn’t very naughty." she promptly and emphatically; “ he’s worse thought wretchedly. “ How can I pre than Prudence. Like as not he’d give tend it was terribly bad, when I feci me a good thrashing into the bargain. In my heart that it wasn’t !" No— I’m strong for I’rudonce when it The meeting progressed, and the comes to punishment— in preference business was presently disposed of. to father, 1 mean. 1 can't seem to be So far, things were not too seriously fond o f any kind o f punishment from bad. and Prudence sighed In great re anybody.” lief. Then the Ladies took out their For a while Carol was much de- j sewing, and began industriously work pressed, but by nature she was a buoy ing at many articles, designed for the ant soul, and her spirits were presently clothing o f n lot of young Methodists soaring again. confined in an orphans’ home In Chi In the meantime, the Ladies o f the cago. And they tulked together pleas Aid society continued to arrive. Pru antly nnd gnyly. And Prudence and dence and Fairy, freshly gowned and Fniry felt that the cloud was lifted. smiling-fneed, received them with cor But soon it settled again, dark nnd diality and many merry words. It was lowering. Prudence heard Lark run not difficult for them ; they had been ning through the hall and her soul mis- reared in the hospitable atmosphere of gnve her. Why was Lark going up Methodist parsonages, where, if you stairs? To be sure, her mission might have but two dishes o f oatmeal, the outsider is welcome to one. That is Carol’s description o f parsonage life. But Prudence was concerned to ob serve that a big easy chair placed well back in a secluded corner, seemed to be giving dissatisfaction. It was Mrs. Adams who sat there first. She squirmed quite a little, and seemed to be gripping the arms of the chair with unnecessary fervor. Presently she stammered an excuse, and, rising, went into the other room. A fter that, Mrs. Miller, then Mrs. Jack. Mrs. Norey. and Mrs. Deed, in turn, sat there— and did not stay. Prudence was quite ago nized. Had the awful twins filled It with needles for the reception o f the poor Ladies? At first opportunity she hurried into the secluded corner, intent upon trying the chair for herself. She sat down anxiously. Then she gasped and clutched frantically at the arm of the chair. For she discovered at once to her dismay that the chair was bot tomless, and that only by hanging on for her life could she keep from drop ping through. Up rose Prudence, conscientiously pulling after her the thin cushion which had concealed the chair’s short coming. “ Look, F a iry !” she cried. “ Did you take the bottom out o f this chair? It must h aw been horribly un comfortable for those who have sat “ Isn’t That a Handsome Venus?” there! However did It happen?” Fniry was frankly amazed, and a be innocett, but Prudence dared not little inclined to be amused. run the risk. Fortunately she was sit “ Ask the twins,” she said tersely; ting near the door. " I know nothing about it.” "L u rk !” she culled softly. Lark At that moment, the luckless Carol stopped abruptly, and something fell went running through the hall. Pru to the floor. dence knew it was she, without seeing, “ L a r k !” because she hud n peculiur skipping The Ladles smiled, and Miss Carr, run that was quite characteristic and laughing lightly, said, “ She 1» an atten unmistakable. tive creature, Isn't she?” “ Carol I” she called. Prudence would gladly have flown And Carol paused. out Into the ball to settle this matter, “ C arol!” more imperatively. but she realized Unit she was on exhi Then Carol slowly opened the door— bition. Had she done so, the Ladles she was a parsonage girl and rose to would have set her down forever after the occasion, O n m l led Trlasomilj— as thoroughly Iricotop'-tent- she could Carol was nearly always winsome. not g o ! But L «rk mu it crane to tier. “ How do you do?” she said brightly. "Lark!" This was Prudence's most “ Isn’t it a lovely day? Did you call awful voice, and l«ark was bound to me, Prudence?” heed. “ Yes. Do you know where the bot “ Ob, Pm e," she »aid plaintively, “ III tom o f that chair has gone?” be there In a minute. Uar/t you wait “ Why no, Prudence— gracious 1 That Just five minutes? Let me run up ¡chair!— why, I didn’t know you were stairs first, won’t you? Then I’ll come going to bring that chair in here. gladly! Won’t that do?” Why— oh, I am so sorry! Why In the Her voice was hopeful. But Pru world didn’t you tell us beforehand?’’ dence replied with dangerous cairn: > Some of the Ladles smiled. Others “ Come at. once, 1/ark.” (lifted their brows and shoulders in a “ All right, then.” ami added threat ,mildly suggestive way, that Prudence, eningly, “ hut you'll wish I hadn’t.” Then Lurk opened the door a woe ful figure! In one hand she curried uu empty shoe bo*. And her face was streaked with good rich Iowa mud. Her clothes were plustcreil with It. One shoe was caked from the sole to the very top button, and a great gash In her stoeklng revealed a generous jsir- tiou o f round, white leg. Poor Prudence I At that moment she would have exchanged the whole par sonage, huthrootu. electric lights and all, for a tiny log cabin In the heart o f a great forest, where she and Lark might be alone together. And Fairy laughed. Prudence looked at her with tears In her eyes, and then turntnl to the wretched girl. “ What have you been doing, I-nrk?" The heartbreak expressed In the face o f Lurk would have made the angels weep. Beneath the smudges o f mud on her cheeks she was pallid, and, try ns she would, she could not keep her chin from trembling ominously. Her voice, when she was able to speak, .waj Imrely recognizable. “ W e— we— we are making— mud Images, Prudence. It—It was awfully messy, I know, but—they say— It Is such n good— and useful thing to do. We— we dldu’t expect—the— the La- dies to see us." "Mud Im ages!" gus|>ed Prudence, nnd even Fairy stared Incredulously. “ Where m the world did you get hold o f an ldui like that?” " It — It was In that— that Mother's Home Friend paper you take, Pru dence." Prudence blushed guiltily. “ It was modeling in clay, but— we haven’t any day, and— the mud Is very nice, but—oh, 1 know 1 look Just— horrible. I— I—Connie pushed mein the— puddle — for fun.” \nother appealing glance Into her sister’s face, and Lark plunged on, bent on smoothing matters If she could. “Carol la la J u t tine at it. really. She— she’s making n Venus de Milo, and It's good. But we cun’t re member whether her arm Is olT at the elbow or M o w the shoulder— ” An enormous gulp, nnd by furious blinking Lark managed to crowd back the tears that would slip to the edge o f her lashes. “ I— I’m very sorry. Prudence." “ Very well. Lark, you tuuy go. I do not really object to your modeling In mud, I am sure. I am sorry you look so disreputable. You must change your sho.-s and stockings at once, nnd then you can go on with your model ing. But there must be no more push ing and chasing. I'll see Connie about that tonight. Now go.” And Lark was n \\ Ift to avail herself o f the permission. Followed a quiet hour, ami then ill« Ladles put uslde their sewing and walked about the room, chatting lu little groups. With a significant glance to Kit try, Prudence walked calmly to the double doors between Ibe dining room and the sluing room. The eyea of (lie Ladles followed her with lllter> , st. and even enthusiasm. They were hungry. Prudence slowly opened wide the doors, and stood amazed t The Ladles clustered about her, nnd stood amazed also. The dining room waa there, and the table! But the appear and1 o f the pine« was vastly different I The snowy cloth was draped urtl*- 11 o(i 11y over a picture on the wall, the lowest edges well above the floor. The plates and trays, napkin-covered, w er« safely stowed away on the floor In dis tant corners. The kitchen scrub buck et had been brought In and turned up side down, to afford a fitting resting place for the borrowed punch bowl, full to overflowing with fragrant b n»- onudo. And at the table were three dirty, disheveled little figures, bending seri ously over piles o f mud. A not unrec ognizable VetlUS de Milo occupied Ibe center o f the table. Connie was pains takingly at work on some animal, a dog perhaps, or possibly an elephant. And— Tlie three yotmg modelers looked up in exclamatory consternation ns the doors opened, “ Oh, ar«- you ready?" cried Carol. "Mow time has flown I We bad no Ides you'd be ready so soon. Oh. we are sorry. Prudence. We Intended to hava everything fixed properly for you again. W e needed a fiat place for our model ing. It's u shame, that's what It Is. Isn’t that a hnndsotue Venus? I did that!— I f you’ll Just shut the door oo* minute, Prudence, we’ll have every thing exactly us you left It. And we’re as sorry us wo call be. You cun have my Venus for u ecu ter piece. If you like." Prudence silently closed the doors, and the Ladles, laughing significantly, drew away. "Don’t you think, my dear," began Mrs. Prentiss too sweetly, “ that they are a little more iliun you can munnge? Don't you really think mii older woman Is needed?" "I do not think so,” cried Fairy, bo* fore her sister could speak, “ no older woman could be kinder, or sweeter, or more patient and helpful than I’rue.” “ Undoubtedly true! lint something more Is needed, I urn afraid ! It ap pears that girls are a little more dis orderly than In my own young dayal Perhaps I do not Judge advisedly, but It seems to ine they are n little— tm- ninnngenble.” Don’t you think that Mr. Starr would save Prudence much worry and responsibility If he gave a little less time to his per sonal duties and a little more to helping her manage the young sters? tTO UK CONTINUI-.I.».» And Overdue Notes. Tho train was late, «veil Inter than Is usual on a l tosi «ni A Maine la— d Hue, mid us they crawled through ono station u weary traveler was heard to exclaim: "W hat n vllllnnoue station this Is! They try to Irritate one on purpose, l ook at those alrls In the refreshment room! Why do they dress them all In black ?” "D on’t you know?" eutd a ftdlow passenger, lu a most solemn tono of voice, nml with a look of a wo on his face, "N o ,” replied tho curious uml fret ful traveler. "W h y ," said the other, "bccutiso they are In mourning for tho Into trains."— I ’hlladelphla Lodger. A iMistuI «'»r«l te Csrllcld Tse Co., Ilrooklyn, N. V . nuking fur »ampli" wlll rrpsy you. Now Sister Stays Home. The alleged young woman was out rowing with a possible suitor and had taken her little sister, who was ex hibiting much fear at the waves. "W hy, Murtliu. If you are so nervous now. what wlll you be nt my age?" “ Thirty-nine, I suppose,” meekly re plied the little sister.— Man Francisco Chronicle. Unangello Appearance. "You used to say that girl was an angel." “ Yoa. And I'tn sorry I said I t She got Interested In flying and, after B o o ing her in bar aviation costuma, 1 mast sity she doesn’t look tho part.” — Washington Htnr. MOTHERHOOD WOMAN’S JOY Suggestions to Childless Women. Among the virtues o f Lydia E. rink ham’s Vegetable Compound is the ability to correct st< rility in the rum s o f many women. 'I Ids fa rt is Wi ll culabilidleii M • videnced by Ule following letter mid hundreds o f others V- litiled in 1 1: i ’oplur Bluff, Mo. ’ ’I want other women to know what u blessing Lydia K. Pink ham’ s V ac*» table Com|Hiund has been to me. W« hnd always wanted n baby in our h«-m«» but I won in poor health ami not ablo to do my work. My mother nnd h u i - band both urged mo to try Lydia F.Pink- h a m ’ s Vegetable Compound. I did so. my health Im proved nnd I am now the mother «if a fine baby girl and do nil my own hotjso v. irk.” Mr-, ai . ua B. T immons , -ic Almond St., Poplar Bluff, Mo. In many other horn«1«, once childless, there are now children because o f tho fact that Lydia E- Pinkham’ s Vegetable Compound makes women n o r m a l , li< nlthy and strong W rite to the Lydia F. Pinkhnm Medi cine Co., Lynn, Mass., for advice—it will be confidential arid helpful. Dodging It. “ Austria, retreating before the Itux- Got the Best of It. Druggist Found It Easy to Dcc'pher slans on <>nc front and before th« Italians on tbo other, reminds me o f Agnes— I hear that you and your Handwriting That Had Proved Ited face Leary.” flaneo had a fight. How did It come Puzzle to Drummer. The speaker wiih Lieutenant Mur* out? Edith (flashing her so litaire)— You John Carpetbags was one o f the burg, the young Baltimorean who, as , a volunteer in the English army, has wlll notice that 1 am still In tho ring. most successful travelers on the mad. — Boston Transcript. distinguished himself. On one occasion he wns sent out by "'H o w did Hed-fiiee meet Ills deathV bis people to try to get an order from What Can a Poor Girl Do? n visitor to Tin Can Inquired. a big firm which gave all Its orders to “ ’H edidn’t meet It at all, stranger,' N ell— Oh, dear! I ’m In such n :i rival firm. tlie mayor replied. ’The boys had to quandary. Such were Ids persuasive powers chase him 17 miles before tlo-y could Bello— What Is It? that within half an hour Ire hud se Slip the noose around Ills neck.’ ” N ell—Jack promised to stop drink cured u big order in tin.1 handwriting ing if I marry him. ami Tom threat o f the senior partner. Hops and Pork. ens to begin If I don’t — Boston Trans Unfortunately, this gentlemun pos Ilops and plgs go together In Fug cript. sessed such an atrocious style o f callg- himi, Ilio reusou heitig flint all bop ruphy that not a word was legible. growers’ hreed plgs for tlielr nmnurlal No Danger. However, Carpetbags remembered that va lue, and It is polutod out flint II Is Fond Father— My son Is taking al druggists can usually rend anything to thè piibllc Interest te assist l ’.rltlsh i gebra under you this term, Is he not? in the way of handwriting, because of hop production r.n«l ¡li.ovbj Iticr'-nse I High School Teacher— Ho has been their wide experience with doctors’ tlie homo supply o f pork. In l'-iOi exposed to algebra, but I doubt if he prescriptions. So he handed lu the tb e re were 51,8-1” nere* of hops In Eng- will take It.— Life. land ami over ■l.<KJO,(KK) pigs, excluslve letter to the local druggist. “ I wonder if you can read lhat?’’ o f those kept by rottagers. In l!»lfl Constipation, indigestion, sick headache tlicre were «>nly ili,,’150 ncres «>f bop*, and bilious conditions are overcome by a lie asked. The druggist took it and returned to nnd 2.1 17.1)IO plgs, n declino In linth counte of (iarllcld Tea. Drink on retiring. the back of the shop. Ten minutes la cnses o f 10 per cent over thè prcvioti* Explained. ter he reappeared with n small bottle yenr. Tho Man Jobbs saya ho ia a self- wrapped in paper and sealed. made man. Time for Silcnce. Tho Girl— Do you know, 1 often “ Ob, yes. sir! It was quite easy! The motlicr of little Jack reinnrkcd wondered why ho bagged so at the Here’s y«n*r medicine! Fifty cents, timi she must wrlte to gratulimi. Jack knees.— Baltimore American. please!” —■ offerì*! to ilo tlils for li « ■»*. No morlicr sald she would Ile down nnd tnko a To keen clean and healthy take I)r. Shipping on the Ohio. nnp. Noticing how qulet Jack wns, she Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regu There are yet some persons, unin nsked him If he Imd finlshed bis let late liver, bowels and stomach. formed, of course, who believe It Is fol tor. Ills reply wns. “ Sii, sii, uiollier, ly to think o f nuvigutlng the Missis you wlll wake yourself up." sippi river and its tributaries with anything larger than u scow o f shallow Out of the Calculation. draft. For the benefit o f those per “ Do you think there lire people up sons the Cincinnati Enquirer printed In Mars?" recently nn article about the many “ What difference docs It make?” ro- ships that were built along the Ohio Joined Senator Sorghum. "Even If The World'* Createti river and loaded cargoes there for there are they are loo distant to vote External Rtmrdy . ports across the sea, nnd sailed down or even drag us Into dlplomntlc con Rhoumatlsm, the Ohio nnd Mississippi and thence troversy.” Lam e Back, out upon the Gulf o f Mexico nnd the —Any Local broad Atlantic. Grasping Opportunity. Fain, They were not smnll craft, either, “ June, there Is a friend o f mine / n t / i f an but schooners, brigs, barkantlnes nnd who Is very anxious to know If yon Having full-rigged ships with square yards, wlll marry him.” ALLCOCK’S big and seuworthy enough to voyage "T ell him o f course I will. Who la he?" to any port In the world. REALLY TR O U B LE AT ALL A llc o c k